假如你是李华，那么你需要写一篇ticket给商家

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1. 假如你叫李华，是一名中学生，发现自己的小鸡又被墙了。现在要去你用英语写一篇ticket，介绍自己小鸡的基本情况并且要求商家更换IP，ticket需要包括以下的全部内容。不少于150字
(1)why I can't connect to my server?
(2)fuck you change my IP now.
(3)i didn't do anything,  who knows what fuck happened.

mymyhope

标准作答：

Dear Oneman,

It's been a while that I cant connect to my server, I'm sure I dont know what happend.I didn't use any proxy programs and also, I don't even know what is V-P!N.
No matter whatever your TOS is I need you change my IP right now,otherwise, I will kick your ass badly, and call all my friends to DDOS attack your poor server. And I will open a Paypal dispution as well.

May the god bless you.

Lovely, MJJ
26th,Mar,2020




干 虽然我不学无术 但是我好歹也是个英语专业的大学狗！！！！！！

lqtest

fuck you change my IP now!
fuck you change my IP now!
fuck you change my IP now!
zhongyao thing say 3 bian

Rayer

mymyhope 发表于 2020-3-26 15:52
标准作答：

Dear Oneman,

语法错误和中式英语太多了

不东

人才，题目语法都错了

suaxi

mymyhope 发表于 2020-3-26 15:52
标准作答：

Dear Oneman,

i了i了

欢子

你**还真是个人才

lisa1937

I know where you live.
I know your parents' telephone address.
You'd better change my IP,

or you'll understand.

最后那句有点中式，你改进下

microlz

Dear sir /madam,
I am LiHua, a student study in China. I'd like to tell you some good news! Your ip was banned by 高墙 which is the Greatest Wall all around the world. So there are two choice for you.
First, change my ip. Second give my money back. If you don't follow me , i will charge you on the Paypal and post it on hostloc which is the biggest bbs about host in China. And i will tell MJJ to fuck your ip !
Wish you have a great day!
狗头保命

noreply

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bitman

man, you know no ip no$, good ip many $

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