假如你是李华，那么你需要写一篇ticket给商家

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1. 假如你叫李华，是一名中学生，发现自己的小鸡又被墙了。现在要去你用英语写一篇ticket，介绍自己小鸡的基本情况并且要求商家更换IP，ticket需要包括以下的全部内容。不少于150字
(1)why I can't connect to my server?
(2)fuck you change my IP now.
(3)i didn't do anything,  who knows what fuck happened.

mymyhope

标准作答：

Dear Oneman,

It's been a while that I cant connect to my server, I'm sure I dont know what happend.I didn't use any proxy programs and also, I don't even know what is V-P!N.
No matter whatever your TOS is I need you change my IP right now,otherwise, I will kick your ass badly, and call all my friends to DDOS attack your poor server. And I will open a Paypal dispution as well.

May the god bless you.

Lovely, MJJ
26th,Mar,2020




干 虽然我不学无术 但是我好歹也是个英语专业的大学狗！！！！！！

lqtest

fuck you change my IP now!
fuck you change my IP now!
fuck you change my IP now!
zhongyao thing say 3 bian

HostABC

艹，英语一小作文？

两位不知名网友

太真实了，楼主人才

释迦牟尼

别骗我写作文！！！！

lsza

楼主真人才，不知道以后会不会出现在英语课本中

紫玉成烟

空手套工单？

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Please change my ip and make it out of 高墙，or i 'll fuck you and your server